Friday, April 24, 2009

Here It Is Folks...



Ok, so my plan of posting every hour was totally thrown out the window with the huge stack of papers on my desk. So instead of explaining why these teams should take certain players... I'm just throwing it out there. If you want an explanation you can comment.

1. Detroit Lions: Jason Smith, OT, Baylor
2. St. Louis Rams: B.J. Raji, DT, Boston College
3. Kansas City Chiefs: Aaron Curry, OLB, Wake Forrest
4. Seattle Seahawks: Chris Wells, RB, Ohio State
5. Cleveland Browns: Michael Crabtree, WR, Texas Tech
6. Cincinnati Bengals: Eugene Monroe, OT, Virginia
7. Oakland Raiders: Andre Smith, OT, Alabama
8. Jacksonville Jaguars: Jeremy Maclin, WR, Missouri
9. Green Bay Packers: Brian Orakpo, DE, Texas
10. San Francisco 49ers: Mark Sanchez, QB, USC
11. Buffalo Bills: Aaron Maybin, DE, Penn State
12. Denver Broncos: Knowshawn Moreno, RB, Georgia
13. Washington Redskins: Malcolm Jenkins, CB, Ohio State
14. New Orleans Saints: Robert Ayers, DE, Tennessee
15. Houston Texans: Michael Oher, OT, Ole Miss
16. San Diego Chargers: Rey Maulaluga, MLB, USC
17. New York Jets: Matthew Stafford, QB, Georgia
18. Denver Broncos: Everette Brown, DE, Florida State
19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Brian Cushing, OLB, USC
20. Detroit Lions: Alex Mack, C, California
21. Philadelphia Eagles: Vontae Davis, CB, Illinois
22. Minnesota Vikings: Percy Harvin, WR, Florida
23. New England Patriots: Clay Matthews, OLB, USC
24. Atlanta Falcons: Peria Jerry, DT, Ole Miss
25. Miami Dolphins: Tyson Jackson, DE, LSU
26. Baltimore Ravens: Brandon Pettigrew, TE, Oklahoma State
27. Indianapolis Colts: Alphonso Smith, CB, Wake Forrest
28. Buffalo Bills: James Laurinaitis, MLB, Ohio State
29. New York Giants: Scott McKillop, MLB, Pittsburgh
30. Tennessee Titans: Darrius Heyward-Bey, WR, Maryland
31. Arizona Cardinals: Larry English, DE, Northern Illinois
32. Pittsburgh Steelers: Duke Robinson, OG, Oklahoma

Now, again, this is what these teams SHOULD do. Will they? No. They are dumb, I am smart. We will see tomorrow.

Friday Morning



So just as I am about to post my new mock draft yesterday, the Falcons and Chiefs agree to a deal sending Tony Gonzalez to HOTlanta, which totally ruins my #1 pick for the dirty birds. So back to the big board I went last night. Starting at 9:30 I will post 8 picks, and then another 8 every hour.

The only hockey I have watched thus far has been the Penguins who have played really well in games 1,2, and 4 (wins) but have totally sucked in games 3 and 5 (bad losses). Sorry to the Godbrother and his GVM people for the quick routing they took from the Red Wings. You guys will be back, but for now root for the Pens who need as much help as they can get having to go back to Philadelphia.

The NBA playoffs are heating up and after last night I am convinced that you can't predict anything. Kobe makes 5 shots all night and the Lakers still only lose by 2 IN UTAH!? They played like garbage, making my night very frustrating between them and the Penguins. But this whole thing of blowouts and then taking a total 180 and being a blowout the other way is crazy. Oh, and DAAA BULLS giving the Celtics all they could handle the first 2 games and having a 1-1 series should have crushed the C's when they went back to Chicago especially with no KG or Powe right? Wrong. Still leads me back to believe Tim Donaghy wasn't the only referee fixing games.

Gotta love baseball right now though...

Monday, April 20, 2009

Update




My new mock draft is complete. Should be posted by tomorrow.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Must See TV



Last night on national television there was a Boobie slip. No not this boobie slip, but this Boobie , slip.

Though funny, I enjoyed watching the cavs bench players hang with an Eastern Conference playoff team. Wally Scz was hoopin like he changed his last name to James. With KG probably out for the playoffs, it is likely that Cleveland will meet L.A. in the Finals where the world will see the best two players go at each other.

Tim Wakefield took a no-no into the 8th last night. How the hell can't you hit a 54mph pitch for 8 innings! The knuck is easily the most deceiving pitch in baseball, but come on. Maybe if Cust and Giambi were still on the roids they would have been able to hit it.

Ian Kinsler continues to be absolutely sweet.

The Penguins game was very exciting last night. Mostly because they were winning, but there was some fun pushing and shoving and a lot of checking into the boards. Didn't catch any other games but due intend to tune in tonight after The Office.

Monday, April 13, 2009

My Weekend Was Sports+Vodka Tonic




So Manny says he would like to finish his career up in Cleveland. I would love this. No, it won't change me back over to the tribal gang, but it would increase my attendance at Indians games. The thing is, they won't pay him what he wants and now that Travis Hafner is off the juice, he might be able to stay off the DL. Hafner can't play anywhere on the field (proven) and the Indians like their young outfield they have put together. I would love to see it, but there is no shot.

Bobby Abreu had a right to be pissed. Torii Hunter... you're an idiot. I like the thought of what Beckett did, but it was a little too close. A ball thrown on a line to the backstop is what is called for in the situation but that was a little to close too his head.

Godfather is pretty excited about CBJ. Too bad they have to play Detroit who is most likely going to repeat. The Penguins match up with the Flyers who are scum. Should be a very intense series.

Cavs will probably win tonight setting up for the Lakers to take the championship in game 6 in LA.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Yo



My new Mock Draft is still under construction due to these trades that have been going on. Will the Browns trade Brady? Will they trade Edwards (I've seen better hands on a snake)? It really doesn't matter because they are going to suck either way.

Sox are on the west coast this weekend to play the Angels. This will certainly be an emotional week for the Halo's and with their best 3 arms still hurt, I expect the Sox to take the series if not sweep. Godfather is home so that means I will have to hear about the crappy Indians and be forced to watch them be sucktacular.

Godfather also loves talking about the Blue Jackets. I'm pretty sure only he and his friends talk about this lowly hockey team. Congratulations you made the playoffs! Now go home after 3 games.

This afternoon Godfather has challenged me to some racquetball. To say the least I am good. I don't expect much out of him either so it should be a blood bath. I shouldn't though because the last time I whooped on someone (8 straight series wins) I forced Curious to basically quit on his 1 year membership to the gym.

Have a Good Friday. Literally.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

The Show




These past 2 days have been filled with a lot of watching baseball. When it's not on I am playing my season in MLB The Show '09. I'm playing with the Sox and I am stacked. With about a month left in the season, I have already clinched the division and have over 100 wins. After numerous trades and letting go most of my young talent, my line-up goes...

1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF
2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
3. Hanley Ramirez, SS
4. Manny Ramirez, DH
5. Albert Pujols, 1B
6. Jason Bay, LF
7. Kevin Youkilis, 3B
8. Victor Martinez, C
9. Rocco Baldelli, RF

with a rotation of...

1. Josh Beckett
2. Jon Lester
3. Edison Volquez
4. Fransisco Liriano
5. Johnny Cueto

with my bullpen full of...

LHP Clayton Kershaw
RHP Justin Masterson

and sicknasty closer...

RHP Jonathan Papelbon

I am currently in a lot of debt to the bank, but for multiple World Championships, it is worth it. I believe Theo Epstein should hire me for help.