Seriously dude... shut up. The only thing you should be talking about is your terrible, horrible hands. You couldn't catch a cold. I have seen better hands on a snake.
I'm sure Lions fans never appreciated Chris Spielman because he went to Ohio State. It has to be the faults of the charities and organizations you donate to that you are treated so poorly so you should stop helping them for sure.
Yes you went to the Pro Bowl last year and everyone was behind you, but bringing the Browns out of the darkness? 10-6 and no playoffs is hardly being in the light. After last year we did get a sort of "sunny day light that gets shines on your blinds just enough to not allow you to continue sleeping in" and you were a large part of it. We loved you. We praised you. The thought of you going to Michigan didn't even cross our minds (probably because we were busy beating them). Maybe it is Rich Rod's fault because he gave the beloved #1 Michigan jersey to a freshman DB and that got your panties in a bunch. Maybe it is Jim Tressel's fault for owning you. Or maybe you just suck dick.
Now it is time for you to go. We would love to send you to Hawaii, but you had more drops than an 8th grade boys locker room full of testicles. Hopefully the JOKEland Raiders take a chance on you and want to give us a draft pick. You will fail there too and it will be the fans fault because USC whooped your ass in the Rose Bowl plenty. If you want true peace of mind because you can't close the college yearbook then maybe you should go home to Detroit, where you would be the #2 receiver to Calvin Johnson and even those fans would boo you as he continues to tear it up and you continue to drop passes.
So I'm saying this with all do DISrespect... Go Browns!
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